What it do yo?! I'm back like a crazy ex-girlfriend (does she actually ever leave?) to bring you some more of that funny tish. I know you are probably thinking: "Aye cuz, you didn't bless us with a post yesterday! Whattup?!" To which I reply: "You right." But there was just a lot going on all day yesterday, so I only got about half of the post done. I know I could've wrote something quick, but it wouldn't have been good. I'd rather wait an extra day and give you some real good stuff instead of cranking out crap on a regular basis like I got snuck some ex-lax. Welp, anyways... I like to make people laugh, and I try my best. It's part of why I started to do this blog thing because I perceive myself to be pretty funny (I mean, perception is reality right? It doesn't work in this case? Oh.. well are you sure? Ok, forget I said anything...). But today instead of me taking hours to come with something humorous to make you laugh, I want to share with you who I think is funny and my favorite jokes of theirs. Let the countdown of my favorite comedians commence! Numbered in order of hilarity. Starting now. After this sentence. Ok, go. WAIT! **Disclaimer: The links in this post will direct you to videos that contain vulgar, explicit, and, occasionally, obscene (but still funny) content. This probably isn't meant for your school, or workplace. Especially not your children. Just saying. Hide ya kids. Hide ya wife.**
5. Katt Williams
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Well if anyone has kept up with my dude Katt, then you know that he's been acting a little strange as of late. But! He was still the funniest guy in comedy at one point not too long ago. I believe he's been listed officially at 5'1", which also makes him the funniest comic per square inch, while also possessing the best hair in comedy. Oops, wrong link! HERE you go. Ha gotcha! But Katt does curse a lot, so don't watch these clips in front of your parents. You could end up like this guy at Target. Anyways, here you go: Hustlin'; Tigers; Def
4. Dane Cook
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3. Kevin Hart
Chocolate Droppa! This dude has been funny since the Scary Movie days. Real talk, continues to do the things that he's been doing then he'll move up this list because as of right now he is the funnies dude in the game. I'll let him prove it in the links: Dolphins; Uncle Richard Jr.; Comedy All-Star
2. Eddie Murphy
An OG of the game, Eddie revolutionized how comedy is delivered to the public while also having a large impact on almost every comedian who has come after him. For you youngins that don't know any better, Ed hasn't always been the family man who makes lame family movies. No way. In the 80s, he was as big as Michael Jackson and even could sing like him as you can see HERE and HERE. Same thing as Katt, Eddie curses a lot, which is what made him so funny and different for the times. So sorry bout it! Enough talk, mo' links!! Ice Cream; McDonalds; CookOut; Fart Game
1. Dave Chappelle
Killing Em Softly was the first stand-up I ever saw, so Dave has to be my number one ever. From the baby on the corner, to Rick James, to Prince, Dave has it on lock on the stage and in the skits. They said he went crazy and that's why he went to Africa, but we all know the Illuminati works in mysterious ways! But here's the links to some classic funny stuff: Wayne Brady; Native Americans; Grape Drink. And here's some new stuff: Secret of Life; Kramer
Welp, that's all I got. Comment and suggest to me some ideas on the right side of the page if you’re on your computer or touch the arrow next to the follow button if you’re on your phone. Go follow us on Twitter HERE, ‘Like’ us on Facebook HERE, check THIS out, and the YouTube account is still coming soon. I haven't done the YouTube thing yet because I don't know what people want to see or hear yet, so it up the comment or question section to give me some ideas. I'll be back with some BOM tish Sunday, so stay tuned. Deuces Brodie!
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