Aye yo! What's up world. Sorry that I've been away so long. I'm still trying to figure out what times in the day that I should write up these posts. I have like three of them that are like half way done, but I ran out of time to finish. Smh at me! But for now I'm back like a rerun on Nick at Nite, and ready to send some shoutouts to a few deserving individuals. Let's get into it!
The first shout out of the day goes to my boy JB. Yeah, that's right, I sent a shout out to Mr. Justin Bieber himself. In case you missed out on the recent news, the little homie JB got a picture snapped of him while it appeared he was hanging out Miss Mary Jane. It also appears that he's having a little drink with his compadres, which, for someone of his age, isn't exactly legal either. But! My problem doesn't sit with Biebs and his choice to sip a little and get his smoke on. Not at all. He's 18, which legally makes him a grown man, which means he can make his own decisions. I know right, thinking of Justin Bieber as a grown man is tough, but do you see how he does Nicki Minaj in his video? You have to accept that he's grown, and that he may do some grown people tish from time to time. And I'm pretty sure we all know that the best music comes from the worst drug addicts, ie. Michael Jackson, Amy Winehouse, every rockstar since 1962, every rapper for the past 20 years, etc... My problem is: where are you at JB? It looks like it smells like hot feet and Tostito's in there! He looks like he's in the same place as Carlton on the Fresh Prince when Carlton got his hood pass. The place looks like a college apartment the morning after a party that everyone passed out on the spot and woke up saying, "Yo, what happened last night bro?" Like they woke up next to Ashton Kutcher like, "Dude, where's my car?" They have their Corona's and blue "po' up" cups sitting on my Grandmother's coffee table. You mean to tell me that a multi-millionaire such as himself can't find a decent place to get his smoke on? C'mon yo! Why are you getting high in Bert and Ernie's apartment? I think this whole break up with Selena Gomez is getting to his head, so he's looking for a release because THIS isn't working. If you want to smoke, then do your thing Biebs. You might lose a lot of little girls and parents as fans, but maybe now you appeal a little more to the pot-head populous. I'm no smoker, so I can't say that I'm proud of him or anything, but I feel like if you're a celebrity and you want to partake in the use of illegal substances, do it in a private area with no cameras. Just a thought...
I want to send one last quick shout out to Notre Dame, who got SMACKED by Alabama in the National Championship. These were the best two teams, huh? I have 42 to 14 reasons why they weren't. The Crimson Tide absolutely should have been in this game, but the "Fighting" Irish had no business being there. For one, there was no fighting, but a lot of THIS HERE. Actually, I believe that it is disrespectful to people who have ever fought for Notre Dame to even be called "Fighting" Irish. For now on, they will be called the "We Got Blasted (Bang Bang) On National Television After America Was Forced To Wait Over A Month For What We Thought Was Going To Be An Entertaining Game" Irish. Thank you for the disappointment. Jerks.
So for JB's lack of sense, and for Notre Dame's lack of worth, I give you a SHAQ-FACE.
C'mon son...
Ok, that's enough with the shout outs for the day. I have more things I can do with my life right now. Comment and suggest to me some ideas on the right side of the page if you’re on your computer or touch the arrow next to the follow button if you’re on your phone. Go follow us on Twitter HERE, ‘Like’ us on Facebook HERE, check Us Out On Tumblr Too out, and the YouTube account is still coming soon. I haven't done the YouTube thing yet because I don't know what people want to see or hear yet, so it up the comment or question section to give me some ideas. Anyways, I'll be back tomorrow for a little wisdom that I want to distribute. Holla at me! Decues Brodies!
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